"The purpose of science is not to find everlasting wisdom, but to put an end to everlasting error." Bertold Brecht

"There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who do not."

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." -- Donald Knuth 

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"There is no light without darkness, there is no hope without suffering, there is no death without life."

"why do we live at all when we only live to die"

"Negotiation means, you turn words into weapons." 

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." 

"Q:  How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A:  Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off."

"Arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics...
Even if you win... You're still retarded"

"Ja ani niesom 2x velky zastanca demokracie, pretoze to nieje rezim pre ludi ale rezim pre papierove hry." 

Tak takto sa budem oznacovat od teraz.
Uchyl co sa zastiera za kreslene serialy (UCSZZKS)

"I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later."

IDDTP - install, deploy, don't test, pray

The text is probably (c) copyrighted, which means copying it is the right thing to do.

00:21 <@ultramage> 1. Proof by deduction
00:21 <@ultramage> 2. Proof by induction
00:21 <@ultramage> 3. Proof by contradiction
00:21 <@ultramage> 4. Proof by waving of hands
00:21 <@ultramage> 5. Proof by one good example
00:21 <@ultramage> 6. Proof by convincing voice